GOD IS NO (W) HERE

Everyone thinks there are only two categories of people when it comes to God.
People who believe in God
People who don’t believe in God
I belong to the third category. I believe in God though I don’t believe in God.
What does this mean? Let me explain.

God created everyone with ability, talent so that everyone is independent. He gave everything needed for human beings to survive. When everything possible by us whats the need to go to God? Only we can solve all the problems we have. Only our hard work will make us achieve something. If God helps people who come to him everyday only Priests who stay in temples should be the happiest people in the world.

Temple gives us peace. And closing eyes and praying God is like meditation, which relaxes our mind. Apart from this I don’t see any other benefit in praying God. If we put the time taken to pray God in to effort we can finish the work sooner. (For ex: School kids go to temple, pray God for more marks before their exams and waste some 30 mins. Suppose if the same kid spends the 30 mins in reading he would have ended up scoring atleast 1 or 2 marks more.)

I don’t understand why people donate Money; Hair and food to God.God doesn't need them only we need them. By denotation money gets transferred from one rich to other. It becomes business. Why to do business in the name of God.If you feel you have things in excess or you feel like donating something you can directly go to the poor and give them which is also the right way to approach God (if exists)

The Main purpose why I feel God was given a shape and everyone believed him is everyone should feel someone is above us and someone is watching us so that we fear to someone or something and can keep yourself in control. If we think we are the most powerful and have highest power we start doing all kind of crimes. Now everyone believes someone is superior to them and he will punish us if we do something wrong.

Instead of thinking whether God exists or not (Which is of no use though you find some solution) every one of us should feel only we can solve our problems and the time we pray God should be utilized in putting some effort to solve the problem.
I believe in God but I don’t see any real reason to go behind God. That’s why I saw I believe in God though I don’t believe in God

What a theory

Girls below age 20 want their close friend to be friend throughout their life.

After 20 she understand the only way a Friend can be friend throughout is getting married to him.

She starts to love the friend, as she wants him forever. They stay friends when they are lovers but romance adds with them

Here,

Lover = Friend + Romance.

When she marries her Lover he becomes Husband.When the guy becomes a husband Sex gets added to their relationship.

Husband = Lover + Sex.

So,

Husband = Friend + Romance + Sex

After few months Romance gets bored

Husband = Friend + Sex

After few years Sex gets bored

Husband = Friend

Complete the theory with the best end.

Winners will get a signed photograph of mine :-)

Don’t sit with a Beautiful girl

Every movie ends with Hero, Heroine joining together and getting married, but none shows the scenes after their marriage (If they show it will be some anti-climax for sure). Likewise I always expected a beautiful girl sit next to me in Bus, Train or in my bike back seat, which never happened. When happened check the (anti) climax.

I got in to Chennai to Hyd Bus, took my seat and saw ‘W’ mark in my next seat and got excited. Expecting a nice, beautiful ‘W’omen next to me I was eagerly seeing the bus doors. She entered only when bus started. I saw something more than expected coming towards me. She came to me and said something. I couldn’t hear it as my heart beating fast to see the more than expected thing pretty closer to me.

“Excuse me”, She said.
I said “Yes” with lot of energy as if she asked for a date.
“You are sitting in my seat “, she said.
I said, “No.This one is the women seat” showing the “W” sign to her.
“It means ‘W’indow seat not ‘W’omen seat” she replied with a smile.
I moved and gave her the seat with my first embarrassment of the journey.
She asked, “Do you know Telugu?” I said “Yes.you know I learnt Telugu within a year after I moved to hyd”.
She said, “Good” and started asking few questions in Telugu.
Truth is I can understand Telugu but couldn’t speak properly. As I made some proud statement I was forced to speak in Telugu for her question.
I replied in Telugu with the few words I knew and the sentence was incomplete. I felt guilty to speak in an unknown language to a girl-wearing jean, tight t-shirt. It was my second embarrassment of the journey.
And the second embarrassment of the journey continued for a while after which I decided not to open my mouth.
Bus lights turned off. We tried to sleep. We dint have the separator in between our seats. She was so close to me almost touching. I turned my head turned towards her face to see her face once again. As we were so close I took a big turn of my face to see her, which looked little odd to her.
She asked, “ What?” with a bit of anger in her tone. I understood what that “What?” meant and kept my head straight thinking I shouldn’t move it till i reach hyd. Forgot to say, it was my third embarrassment of the journey.
She started sleeping comfortably covering her full seat and 25% of my seat. When my eyes started closing I moved slightly and my hands fell on her hands.
She got up suddenly; saw me for a second with her eyes open widely. She dint open her mouth but her eyes said, “Don’t ever touch me again”.
She slept within seconds after that. My whole night passed in checking the distance between my body and hers.

I would have slept nicely for 13 hours with a guy next to me. With a beautiful girl next me I couldn’t even turn my face, body for almost 13 hours. I hardly slept for 4 hours as I was concentrating on the distance between the bodies. Most of the journey hours went on me counting the number of times I got embraced. The 13 hours went like 13 days. I felt so much happy and relaxed when I got down from the bus, I dint even try to see how the more than expected beautiful girl looked in lights.

The Love Letter

Hi.I am Anushka.I was in my last year of schooling. As soon as I start my story I should tell about Harish. He was my close friend. He calls me Anu. He was my classmate from 3rd std. He sat next to me for almost 8 years in school. I shared everything with him. He had great sense of humor. He never closes his mouth when he is near me. You can see my lips widening and teeth shining whenever he was near me. I wished he should be close like this forever as a friend.

Oneday Vishal my classmate, as soon as the school bell rang came to me and kept a letter in my desk and ran away. I took the letter home and checked it. Understood it’s a love letter, no real mood to read the letter, just opened it to confirm it a love letter and closed it. Next day told Harish about the letter. Harish laughed saying “Congratz Anu for your fourth love letter “. Yes it was my 4th love letter. Already 3 of my seniors gave me. I asked Harish to talk to Vishal and stop doing all these. Somehow Harish convinced him.

On the last day of my school i couldn’t control my tears when I saw Harsih coming from a distance. He asked me “What happened Anu? “. I told him “ This is the last day of our school and I am worried whether we will have the same closeness after this”. As usual Harish laughed and started teasing me. He dint have any sad feel of leaving me. He was happy and non-stop talking like every other day.

Then we both entered different colleges. Though I missed him so much somehow my college days kept me busy. I started getting new friends. I kept calling Harish once in a week and update him everything happened in that week. Though I dint move close to anyone close my college days were nice. Then came Arvind. Somehow he was different from others. He straightaway took rights on me and moved close. I saw Harish in him. The days after that were so nice and pleasant. Arvind really moved close and the days went very fast. Then came the last day of college. This time I dint get upset so much not only bcoz I am matured but also Arvind got placed in the same company as I did.

We both joined the company on the same day and we were in same team. I felt very comfortable in my company as my close friend is with me. We come to office together, had lunch together, leave together. Most of my day’s time was spent with him. After a year in company one day Arvind was finding difficult to talk to me. He was not free as every other day. I forced him to say why he was like that. He hesitated but said later. He said, “ I don’t know how you will take this but I had to say. I am not sure whether I love you but I started getting some dreams with you where I kiss you, hug you and even more, which I cant tell you. I can’t keep this inside me anymore and act before you. I want to marry you”. I got shocked and started shivering. I left the day without talking to him.

Next day I dint go to office. I called Harish and said everything. He asked me what I think and how I feel that time. I said, “ I like Arvind so much and I can’t stay without him”. After talking for an hour Harish gave me the confidence to speak to Arvind.I called Arvind in the evening. I said, “Arvind, I had to break our friendship”. No reply from the other end. I continued, “I feel like kissing you, Hugging you, but nothing more J. Not in dreams but now. I had to break our friendship bcoz I feel you are no longer friend but a lover…Hey Arvind.Are you there? Can you marry me? ”.

Soon after we started loving each other we thought our parents should know it. I told my parents about my love with Arvind whom they already know and like him. They simply said yes and asked me to arrange a meet up with Arvind parents. Arvind and my parents met each other and accepted for our marriage but with one condition from Arvind parents. They asked my parents for so many Kgs of Gold, one car and few lakhs in cash which all can come up to 10 Lakh.They gave as 1 year time to save the money. They gave us 1 year time bcoz they have to finish Arvind sister marriage within that time. And the reason for asking so much money was they are spending the same amount of money for Arvind sister, so they have to compensate that by getting money from us. I called Harish and cried for an hour and explained everything to him but he dint care much. He got my address and few other details from me and told everything will be all right soon.

I tried to convince Arvind parents and Arvind for so many days, which is of no use. They were strong on it.1 year went on and time for my marriage came near. It was when my father business crashed and he had to face a huge loss. Someone has to give him 5 Lakh to do his business and his was not in a position to arrange even 1 Lakh for his daughter marriage. That was when I called Harish and cried for one whole day. He consoled me. I was angry on Arvind, as he was not doing anything in favour of me. But Harish supported Arvind and made me to understand Arvind position.

Marriage date was fixed but we dint arrange money. My marriage was about to stop. It was when I got a cheque courier from one of the insurance company with my name and 10 Lakh amount. I couldn’t understand anything. After an hour I got a letter from one of Harish friend (Harish asked his friend to deliver the letter after the cheque reaches me).

I opened the letter to get the shock of my life. The letter said

“Hi Anushka.Harish here. I am no more. I wanted to let you know few things, which I wanted to tell you 6 years before. I love you…yes. I love you so much. This may be a big shock to you. Though it’s too late I can’t hide it from you any more. I dint say my love to you, as I felt guilty of spoiling your true friendship with me. And when I was ready to tell you I understood Arvind had already entered in your life. He deserved you more than I do. I can’t stay without you. I can’t imagine anyother girl in my life. I feel no use to be alive without you. I wanted to show my love through my death. By the time you receive this letter your Harish might have met with an accident and dead few days back .I hope you would have received a cheque now. Hope you remember me getting your details before a year. I got it to add you as my nominee for my insurance, which worth 10 Lakh. As per the scheme if any risk happens to me after a year from the start of the plan the amount will reach the nominee. It’s a small marriage gift from me. Please accept the gift. I love you Anu.Happy Married life”.

Tears came running from my eyes. I read the last line “ I Love you Anu “ again and again. It took 1 week for me to talk again. I would have read the letter 100 times and cried 1000 times within a week. After a week I realized why he did everything and had to do it. Yes I should accept his gift and lead a happy life. I got married to Arvind after a month. After two years I had a baby boy. Like everyone does even I named the boy as “Harish” not knowing what else i can do.

செய்திகள்

வணக்ககககம்

இன்றைய முக்கிய செய்திகள்,
இந்திய பாகிஸ்தானை ஒன்று சேர்க்க ஜப்பானில் இருந்து தாம்பு கயிறுகள் கொண்டு வர பட்டது

தண்ணிரில் தத்தளித்த தவளையை பிடிக்க சென்ற வாலிபர் சாவு தவளை பலத்த காயங்களுடன் உயிர் தப்பியது

Trailor Time

36 மொட்டைகளின் அட்டகாசங்கள்

இப்பொது பார்க்கலாம் விஜயகாந்த் இன் வெற்றி நடை போடும் 36 மொட்டைகளின் அட்டகாசங்கள் படதீன் முக்கிய காட்சிகள்

செண்டிமெண்ட் காட்சி :

பையன் :அம்மா அம்மா இங்க வாயேன் இங்க ஒரு விசித்திரமான ஜந்து இருக்கு
அம்மா : கண்ணா அத அப்படி எல்லாம் சொல்ல கூடாது அது தான் உங்க அப்பா விஜயகாந்த்..இப்படி பட்ட செண்டிமெண்ட் காட்சிகள் நிறைந்த ஒரே படம் 36 மொட்டைகளின் அட்டகாசங்கள்

Theory to Prove Everyone is Equal

Non Violence inversely proportional to Violence,So

Non Violence = (Constant) Violence as per 12th Physics

Let Nee = Constant

Now,

Non Violence = Nee * Violence

NonViolence / Violence = Nee

Non = Nee (Violence,Violence gets cancelled)

Translate to Tamil,

நான் = நீ

Hence Proved

திருக்குறள் (Mr.Voice)

அகர முதல எழுத்தெல்லாம் ஆதி

பகவன் முதற்றே உலகு.

(Akara crocodile words all

Head God first world.)

Interesting Puzzles

1.What is the largest number using Four 1?

2.There are 3 switches outside a windowless opaque room. They are connected to 3 light bulbs inside the room. How can you determine which switch is connected to which bulb if you are allowed to enter the room only once?

3. How 8 + 8 = 91

4. You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus
An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Knowing that there can only be one passenger in your car, whom would you choose?

5.How many times can you subtract 6 from 30?

6.What can you add to both 10 and 100 to make them equal?

7.A man lives in the penthouse of an apartment building. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. Upon his return, however, he can only travel halfway up in the lift and has to walk the rest of the way - unless it's raining. What is the explanation for this?

8.There are six eggs in the basket. Six people each take one of the eggs. How can it be that one egg is left in the basket?

9.How could a baby fall out of a twenty-story building onto the ground and live?

10.The distance between the towns A and B is 1000 miles. There is 3000 apples in A, and the apples have to be delivered to B. The available car can take 1000 apples at most. The car driver has developed an addiction to apples: when he has apples aboard he eats 1 apple with each mile made. Figure out the strategy that yields the largest amount of apples to be delivered to B.



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1.11 power 11.
2.Switch one light on for sometime, and switchoff & switchon another one. Go in to the room and see the warmth of the off bulb. The warm one is connected to the first switch, the on bulb is connected to the second. And naturally the third without warmth is...
3.Just turn upside down (16 = 8 + 8)
4.I will give my car to my friend so that the old lady can be taken to the hospital...n i will stay with the girl (my dream partner)
5.Only once, cos 30-6 will be 24. it will no more be 30.
6.A decimal point. Adding a "." makes each a decimal (.10 and .100 which are equal).
7.The man is very, very short and can only reach halfway up the elevator buttons. However, if it is raining then he will have his umbrella with him and can press the higher buttons with it.
8.the last person carries the egg along with the basket.
9.Baby is in ground floor.
10.800 ( Logic is simple.Travel some distance place the apples ex. Go to 400 miles and place 600 apples,come back and try the same.You will end up n 800 apples)

Testing Full Interview Questions

Define quality?

Lot of quality pioneers defined quality in different ways
A quality product is defined as the one that meets product requirements But Quality can only be seen through customer eyes.So the most important definition of quality is meeting customer needs or Understanding customer requirements, expectations and exceeding those expectations.Customer must be satisfied by using the product, then its a quality product.

Useful Links

Movie schedule

http://www.cinesouth.com/masala/movies.shtml
https://www.thecinema.in

Bus Routes

www.mtcbus.org

credit card fraud

www.cibil.com

My Love is True

You are the girl of my dreams
I believe it in my heart.

You are the girl of my dreams,
Its up to u to believe or not.

All alone in my room
Wishing that you were here.

I need u in my arms
To make me feel strong

Dear, let’s go back in time
When u were totally mine

And I could hold you tight
Which i dreamt every night

The Kiss i used to get
I miss them all my life

Without you in my life
I'll never be satisfied

Sometimes I feel
I could have been better to you

All I want is a chance
To prove that My Love is True.

Happy Days

Happy Days (Part I)

School days are always nice. Many people say “I hate my school” but none says, “I hate my school days”. It’s a nice feeling to run your school days memories. Here are my most memorable and sweet days of life:

I am Vishal,i can’t say I am average/bright/dull student; after all it depends on my bench mate during my exam. We were a gang of 7 in my +2 as we were sitting together from 3rd STD. They are all so close to me. None shares their worries, sorrows, sad feeling, family matters except laughs. We can see just laughs every time. But mostly six of us will be laughing and one will be seeing us laugh, as he will be Victim of our laugh. We had Math tuition from 6 to 7 am and physics/chemistry tuition from 6 pm to 7 pm just to laugh. We learnt new jokes daily never the subject.

America History in Short

You can even understand girls understanding America is tough.Lets try to understand America.

America

It all started when Columbus started his journey to China, Japan and found a new land on his way and named it America in 1492.Near by countries Spain and Portugal started occupying these empty lands. Those days Pope was considered God to entire world. He divided America to North America and gave it to Spain and South America to Portugal. Later England, Holland and France entered these lands and stayed for very long period. British people who stayed there for two generations felt they are no more Britain and fought freedom from their own country. These British colonies that fought freedom from Britain together called as AMERICA.

College Autograph

I am bringing my most memorable incidents of my college life here.My college mates will understand the incidents better than others.

Hostel entering:

No idea how college will be.The day after vinayakar sagurthi college is opening.I came to hostel on vinayjavascript:void(0)akar sagurthi.It was nice to see many new faces with lot of expectations.Was little happy to get in to that environment.But that happiness lasted for only sometime.The warden called all the first year students and said all should go in line to eat and for college also.(Thank god he dint say line for toilet,but actually there was a line for few days in toilet also). We have to go at 6.30 am for breakfast in line then at 8.30 am to college in line.Before entering the college gate itself all my expectations gone in vain.

College Classmates

(Only my college classmates will understand this post.Others please check my other posts.)

Friends, i just wanted to share few points which I felt positive about my college classmates.I wanted to say these points directly to u people but I dint say them in my college days.Atleast now I should share these point.I have also given a movie title which I felt it is related with them and also their nick names.

Yoganand : (Manda,Delhi yaruma)

One of my favorite student in our college.College ku enter panrapa Bollywood hero madiri irunthan.Class la thaniya therivan.Still I could remember how many girls in my class sighted him in first year.Superana character.Ivana yarumay pudikathunu solla matanga.Namba college students ku rank poda sonna Yoga than yenoda RANK 1.(yellathulamay rank 1-studies,look,talent,moving with friends).Aana college vitu pogumpothu koncham colorum mudium kami aki kollywood hero madiri ponan.Still he is the outstanding student of out college
(STUDENT NO 1)

Chemistry கவிதை

Carbon கலரில் நானினுருதேன்
Silver கலரில் நீயிருந்தாய்
உன் இதயமோ Gold அதனால்
Platinum போல உயரிந்துஇருதாய்
நான் காதலை சொன்னவுடன்
சோற்றில் NACL போட்டு உண்கிறாயா என்றாய்
நான் Acid போல கொதிதுஇருந்தேன்
என்னை அனைக்க Baseஆக நீயில்லை
இருபினும் நீஇருந்தால் தான்
எனக்கு Oxygen
இல்லை என்றால் Co2.

Coin Bite

Magician gets a coin from spectator and seen to take a bite of the coin.

Trick :

Take a coin and file one side of it down so it looks someone has bitten a chuck of it.Now Place bitten coin between thumb and forefinger.Take the coin from spectator and slowly move ur finger and thumb and switch the coin.Thier coin is now slid to the back or uf finger.Pretend to bite the already bitten coin and eventually tug it free of ur mouth to show the spectator.

Card on the ceiling

A spectator sings and return the card to deck.Deck is shuffled and the card signed sticks to the ceiling and other fall.

Trick:

Keep a small piece of magician wax(glue) in ur hand.When u get the deck from spectator to throw the card to ceiling somehow stick the glue on the card.So thrown up the signed card sticks to the ceiling and others fall.

Spirit Writing

Volunteer selects and removes a card from a deck, it is memorised before being returned, the deck is then shuffled by the volunteer.Magician gives a paper and ask him to think of the card and visualize it on the paper.Magician burs the paper and apply the burnt ash on his hand.The name of the selected card now appears on the magicians forearm ! WHOOOOOO

Trick :

After seeing the card selected you must write the name of a card on your left forearm with soft wet soap which u already prepared.When black ash is rubbed on ur forearm u can see the name of the card written using Soap.

The Un-Dead !

Blaine reaches towards a car windscreen and removes a dead fly... holding it carefully on the palm of his hand he shows that the fly is indeed dead. The performer asks the passer-bye to cup his hands around the fly, after a moment or two the fly comes to life and flies off............. SHREEEEEK !!!

Secret :

Its a simple trick.Keep the fly in freezer compartment of your fridge for about 15 minutes.This will make the fly to Coma stage(unconscious).Performance should start after that.Show the dead fly(unconscious) fly to spectator and close ur hand which will make the fly get back to normal temperature and once u feel fly moving it ur had open it.This will look like u gave life to the fly.

கா(சா)தல் கவிதைகள்

பெண் - சிறை
காதல் - தூக்கு தண்டனை
கல்யாணம் - ஆயுள் தண்டனை

காதல் ஒரு சாக்கடை
காதலர்கள் எல்லாம் அதி இருக்கும் கொசுக்கள்

காதலிப்பதற்கு முன் வாழ்வில் நிறைய ','
காதலித்த பிறகு ஒரே ஒரு '.'

நாலு வகை ஆண்கள் பெண்களை புரிந்துகொள்ளமாட்டார்கள்
'குழந்தைகள்,இளைஞ்சர்கள்,நடுவயதினர்,முதுயவர்கள்'

இவள் தானோ இவள் தானோ

இவள் தானோ இவள் தானோ
பார்த்ததுமே பற்றிகொண்டதே
என் நெஞ்சில் இருந்தவள்
இவள் தானோ

நீ என்றால் என் நீழலும் கூட
உருகுதே

ஏன் மாற்றினாய் ?

கண் முன்னே சிதைந்தே
என் கண் முன்னே சிதைந்தே
எத்தனை எத்தனை கனவு
அட எத்தனை எத்தனை கனவு

மச்சகன்னி

மனச தொட்ட மச்சகன்னி
மனச ஏண்டி பிச்சீட்டநி
மௌனம் மட்டும் வச்சிகிட்ட
மானே உன்னிடம் சீக்கீட்டன்

தூரலே தூரலே

தூரலே ஏன் நெஞ்சில் தூரலே
சாரலே ஏன் உள்ளே சாரலே

உன்னை பற்றி நினைத்தால்
ஏன் நெஞ்சில் தூரல
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