Vetaikaram Movie Review

“Vaadaaaa…” the starting dialogue of the movie trailer.
“ Varathaaaaaa….” The last dialogue of audience after the movie ends.

Vetaikaran is a very serious full-length comedy movie. Fun starts in the first scene itself by showing Vijay as +2 student. As soon as Vijay gets introduced like everyone knows the following scenes are fight, song, fight, dance.

The only part in Vijay movie with some logic and without punch dialogues is his songs. Even that is broken in this movie. First Song “Naan adicha thanga maata…” is with full of punch. Vijay follows Red Ajith style in this song. Instead of making Kushboo (Pokiri first song) or other aunties’ dance in his first song here he made his son to dance by which he created a new trend in Tamil cinema inserting a comedy track in song.

Audience starts breathing only when they show Anuska. Any heroine looks good next to Vijay but Anuska looks dull in this movie (She might have seen Vijay very close I guess). It’s better for Anuska to act either in Shankar movie (Will show her beautifully) or Selvaragavan movie (Will beautifully show her). Anyway she wont return to Tamilnadu again till Vijay quits his acting.

After the same old fight, song, fight, dance…Villans starts entering. As usual Villans rape women and Vijay help them. When this keeps on happening Director gives a twist in the movie. Instead of Hero advising Villian and Villans turing good, here Villan advise Hero and changes him.

Next few scenes Vijay takes his face very close to Villan and shouts “Payam.. Payam…Ippa payam vanthuthaaaaa….”, he not only scares villan but the entire audience. Movie should have been given an “A” certificate for showing Vijay this close. Anyway kids should be very careful watching this movie.

Usually Rajin or Vijay becomes richer in one song, but here Vijay become rich in single second and then song starts. Lighthearted people should see few scenes after this song. Director doesn’t stop showing Vijay closeup; he also makes Vijay cry making the movie a scary, deadly thriller. Please close eyes or run out of the theater before this.

In between all these Anuska comes then and there and does a duet with Vijay.Once people know Anuska won’t come in the movie after the last song people rush to the door for escape. As this was expected theater owners close the doors after this song. So people are advised to take i pod, playing cards, chess, and video games to avoid seeing Vijay continuously so long.

Finally movie ends when a blind man shoots villan (what an idea surji) and people stand up and claps for few mins with tears in their eyes. Vetaikaran DVD sales makes record as parents buy them to scare kids and feed them food and Pakistani terrorist buying them in huge to torture the people they captured.