Every movie ends with Hero, Heroine joining together and getting married, but none shows the scenes after their marriage (If they show it will be some anti-climax for sure). Likewise I always expected a beautiful girl sit next to me in Bus, Train or in my bike back seat, which never happened. When happened check the (anti) climax.
I got in to Chennai to Hyd Bus, took my seat and saw ‘W’ mark in my next seat and got excited. Expecting a nice, beautiful ‘W’omen next to me I was eagerly seeing the bus doors. She entered only when bus started. I saw something more than expected coming towards me. She came to me and said something. I couldn’t hear it as my heart beating fast to see the more than expected thing pretty closer to me.
“Excuse me”, She said.
I said “Yes” with lot of energy as if she asked for a date.
“You are sitting in my seat “, she said.
I said, “No.This one is the women seat” showing the “W” sign to her.
“It means ‘W’indow seat not ‘W’omen seat” she replied with a smile.
I moved and gave her the seat with my first embarrassment of the journey.
She asked, “Do you know Telugu?” I said “Yes.you know I learnt Telugu within a year after I moved to hyd”.
She said, “Good” and started asking few questions in Telugu.
Truth is I can understand Telugu but couldn’t speak properly. As I made some proud statement I was forced to speak in Telugu for her question.
I replied in Telugu with the few words I knew and the sentence was incomplete. I felt guilty to speak in an unknown language to a girl-wearing jean, tight t-shirt. It was my second embarrassment of the journey.
And the second embarrassment of the journey continued for a while after which I decided not to open my mouth.
Bus lights turned off. We tried to sleep. We dint have the separator in between our seats. She was so close to me almost touching. I turned my head turned towards her face to see her face once again. As we were so close I took a big turn of my face to see her, which looked little odd to her.
She asked, “ What?” with a bit of anger in her tone. I understood what that “What?” meant and kept my head straight thinking I shouldn’t move it till i reach hyd. Forgot to say, it was my third embarrassment of the journey.
She started sleeping comfortably covering her full seat and 25% of my seat. When my eyes started closing I moved slightly and my hands fell on her hands.
She got up suddenly; saw me for a second with her eyes open widely. She dint open her mouth but her eyes said, “Don’t ever touch me again”.
She slept within seconds after that. My whole night passed in checking the distance between my body and hers.
I would have slept nicely for 13 hours with a guy next to me. With a beautiful girl next me I couldn’t even turn my face, body for almost 13 hours. I hardly slept for 4 hours as I was concentrating on the distance between the bodies. Most of the journey hours went on me counting the number of times I got embraced. The 13 hours went like 13 days. I felt so much happy and relaxed when I got down from the bus, I dint even try to see how the more than expected beautiful girl looked in lights.
3 comments:
yep buddy you are right, the worst part is if she lies on you while sleeping its ok, but when you lie on her you are gone. Idiot, stupid, nonsense, looks descent but such a dirty mind, yuk, pissed off, abusing words which wont have an end even you ask sorry.
But sometimes u shdnt miss(mess) ur chances with few girls...
After a long while, I come across such a nice blog...keep writing...
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